bearded-snorlax asked:

What kind of things go into preparing for a scene? Be it mentally, physically, or on set

yhivi Answer:

First I get an idea of what the scene will be (B/G , G/G, Anal, Orgy, etc), where it will be (to plan the appropriate amount of time needed to drive to location on time), and who it’s with (have I worked with them before? what do they like? what is the best dynamic I can help to create or expect?).

And then, I get HYPED.

The morning of, still feeling that hype, I’ll do all that hygiene stuff, shave, etc. Sometimes I gotta do my own makeup. Most times I gotta provide my own wardrobe. So ill do that. Drink some water, eat a fruit or something light, and be on my way to get laid.

But, its certainly more than getting laid. I’ll be interacting with the crew a lot that day, which is usually a fun group of people. Most have really good senses of humor so ill usually look forward to copious amounts of jokes. Filling out paper work. An interview for their records and/or to be released with the scene. Shooting an intro which is usually solo. Solo photos (“pretty girls”). And then, FINALLY, completely uninterrupted sex.

Psyche. Gotta take some sex stills. So, lets pretend we didn’t just say hey and also pretend we’ve been having very naturally satisfying sex. FREEZE, make sure they get the shot, and move on the the next position.

Alright, now that sweet, sweet, uninterrupted, sex!

Haaha, that’s cute. We’ll be interrupting ourselves and one another the whole time for the sake of the shot. Angle your body real weird-like. Is that uncomfortable? Kind of a turn off, maybe? Well, it looks AMAZING. The viewers are getting a really good view. Hey, don’t look so stiff, this is supposed to look like the best, most intensely erotic sex you’ve ever had!

So, its been a bit and you’re getting a good rhythm going with the other performer(s). It’s starting to become enjoyable on a personal level. Finally! Well, don’t hold onto that too tight, it’s just about time for pop (ejactulation). If it’s a g/g scene, usually its a conveniently timed trib to double orgasm.

If there is penis, you’ve all stopped to catch a breath and come to an agreement on where this cum is going. Now lets get that penis there, and, wait for it (sometimes it’s a wait that calls for pushing your interest in this cum a bit further, because it has to look interesting when they DO pop), and, they’re Cumming!!!

OoooooOOoH yeeeeaaah. Cum is your most favorite thing about sex. It’s all you wanted. You are so satisfied!!!

Then somebody hands you a roll of paper towels or a baby wipe. The good ones will help you get their cum off you. And, to the showers!

No more than 5 minutes, you’re ready to eat. You get your check. Thank everybody for being a part of this strange, wonderful ritual. And, drive off to the nearest place you’re feeling like stuffing your face at.

In all honestly. It’s sincerely fun. And getting that comfort in earlier on in the scene has come with experience. I think that’s what makes a good performer – getting to the point that performing isn’t a distraction anymore.

And not all sets are so mechanical. And the mechanics are there for efficiency. Companies and directors have an idea of what looks good – the porn they’re trying to make.

Fourchambers, tho. That’s the, “hang out and hella flirt with babes, then make out and make sex with them”. But just do it how its comfy, and that cum is not your only goal.

The contrast in set experiences is super fun. The end.

vextape:

This is super informative and interesting info about set life/ how it goes down on porn sets!

cool to learn about

makeitagoodoneeh:

mm-imagerie:

do-you-have-a-flag:

technology related sensory memories from my childhood

  • sliding the metal cover on floppy disks
  • the slight resistance of inserting cassette and video tapes
  • ripping off the strips of holed paper off of dot matrix printer paper 
  • rolling the wheel on a disposable camera to take another photo

The heaviness and rubber texture of the roller ball in a computer mouse, and the little ring of lint

Unkinking the curly cord of a telephone while you talked

The -peww sound and slowly fading image of a crt monitor turning off, and then running your finger through the static on the dusty glass

The crunch of opening or closing a plastic Disney vhs cover

The sound effects in kidpix

Extending and collapsing metal antennas and using them as magic wands

Manually rewinding cassette tapes by spinning them around my fingers

Playing with the rubber casing of the buttons on a Walkman–pulling them away, rotating them, slipping them from side to side on the stiff posts of the buttons

The audio and visual static at the end of a videotape

The satisfying thwap-thwap-thwap as you page through a well-filled CD sleeve book

How weird and small and light the first cordless phone felt

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arturum-expectare asked:

Doc, what are the top five items food banks LOVE to receive? I'm doing a collection soon and want to ask for specifics.

docholligay Answer:

MONEY. WE WANT MONEY. MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY. WE CAN DO SO MUCH WITH IT. WE HAVE ACCESS TO DEALS YOU COULD NEVER. MONEY

That aside.

 I’m only going to talk about food items but if your food bank takes personal items, a lot of times diapers, feminine hygiene products, etc, are very very welcome. 

1) Canned chicken and beef 

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looooooove this stuff. It’s expensive, it lasts forever, it tastes good and it can be used a variety of ways. This stuff is fucking catnip to food banks, it’s so hard for us to provide proteins. 

2) Fancy nut butters

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Peanut butter is a standby for food banks as a shelf-stable inexpensive protein, but if we have a family with a kid with a peanut allergy that’s not going to work. Non-peanut butters are expensive and it’s something we hardly ever see donated. (we also like peanut butter, but that’s easier for us to buy ourselves than non-peanut butters)

3) Canned or packaged tuna

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You may notice a trend here in shelf-stable proteins. And yeah. That’s basically it, so I’m not going to keep harping on it. But this stuff is a godsend. 

4) Easy breakfast things for kids (Granola bars, instant oatmeal, and the like) 

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Whatever Donald Trump tells you, most people who get food from food banks are actually working their asses off and so they have to leave Obama to raise their baby or whatever, and they don’t have a lot of time in the morning. Things like this that kids can make for themselves are expensive. (Another trend you may be noticing–donate shit that costs a lot of money. That helps us more than all the shitty green bean cans in the world) But they are so helpful for busy working families where the parents may not have a set schedule and sometimes little Amanda is making her own breakfast before she runs off to school. Don’t let kids go to school hungry. 

5) Shelf-stable juice

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This is one people never think of! But if you show up with a bunch of (preferably reduced sugar stuff) bottles of juice at my door, oh man, you are gonna get so many check mark and okay hand emoticons. This stuff is great for kids, and it doesn’t require refrigeration until it’s opened, so it works great for food drives. 

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